How do you make a seven an even number?


You take the S out!


What Cat can jump higher than a building?



Any cat, buildings can't jump!




Teacher: how many letters are in the alphabet?


Student: 11


Teacher: there are 26 letters. How did you come up with 11?


Student: T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T




WHY DO BASKETBALL PLAYERS LIKE THEIR COOKIES?

They can dunk them



Why did then robot go mad?


He had a screw loose.